Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Wednesday Wisdom: Farnsworth's First Law of Life, Leadership, and Leftovers


It's Not the Thanksgiving Dinner, but the Things That Are Left Over That Matter Most



I.  GOOD: As we celebrate Thanksgiving this week, it is important for us 21st Century Americans to recognize how incredibly blessed we are. Virtually no one in the history of the world or on any other place on the planet has as much as we do.

The average American today lives a far more luxurious life than the wealthiest monarch in centuries past. The scraps from our Thanksgiving tables would be an absolute feast for half the people in the world today.

I have found that enjoying and appreciating abundance creates greater abundance. "Gratitude is the open door to abundance," said Yogi Bhajan, and Dr. Cathy Phillips has written that "gratitude will open your heart as well."  

As we acknowledge how blessed we are and we express gratitude for our blessings, we will discover greater joy and contentment left over from Thanksgiving this year.

II.  BETTER: One of the dangers of our unprecedented material wealth is that it may blind us to the real abundance in our lives.  

St. Luke warns: "A man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth." Too much "stuff" can get in the way of seeing and enjoying greater treasures.

According to Michael Beckwith:

There is a lie that acts like a virus within the mind of humanity. And that lie is, "There's not enough good to go around. There's lack and there's limitation and there's just not enough." The truth is that there's more than enough good to go around. There are more than enough creative ideas. There is more than enough power. There is more than enough love. There's more than enough joy. There is enough for everyone.  

There are no quotas or limits to the things that matter most in life. My joy and happiness do not take away from yours, and your joy and happiness do not take away from mine.

My peace and contentment do not diminish yours, nor do yours diminish mine. Whatever wisdom and understanding either of us has does not limit the other's.   
When we are able to see beyond physical possessions, we recognize that our abundance is potentially infinite and immeasurable. When we pay attention to things that matter more than money and property, we stop comparing and start enjoying what we have.

Hopefully our Thanksgiving "leftovers" this year will include a deeper awareness of the incomparable value of our nonmaterial wealth.

III.  BEST: The best way to think about abundance is to abandon any notion of having abundance and to focus instead on giving abundantly.  

Something incredibly wonderful happens when the key question of our life shifts from "How much can I get?" or "How much do I have?" to "How much can I give?"

When our lust for accumulation gives way to a yearning to share our abundance, we are not content with blessing our family alone, but we become anxious to bless the entire human race.

Something even more powerful happens when we recognize that the most important things we have to give are not the things we own, but a part of who we are. "Rings and other jewels are not gifts, but apologies for gifts," said Ralph Waldo Emerson. "The only gift is a portion of thyself."

This insight allows us to see that everyone can be an abundant giver and that "no one need wait a single moment to improve the world." Anne Frank.

Here are some of those portion-of-thyself gifts that we can all give more abundantly, regardless of our financial station in life:
  • Our time
  • Our attention
  • Our kindness
  • Our forgiveness
  • Our knowledge
  • Our wisdom
  • Our understanding
  • Our stories
  • Our cheerful attitude
  • Our encouragement
  • Our appreciation
  • Our questions
  • Our faith
  • Our courage
  • Our example
  • Our music
  • Our creativity
  • Our tenacity
  • Our sense of humor
This list could go on and on. There is no end to the ways we can be a blessing in others' lives.  

As we give abundantly of ourselves, in a miraculous way what we give comes back to us, multiplied. "Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into you." Luke 6: 38
This I have found to be true: When we focus on being a blessing to others, God makes sure that we are blessed in abundance, especially with riches far more valuable than anything tangible or financial.  

This year, I pray that we may focus more on the "GIVING" part of Thanksgiving, especially on giving of ourselves. As we do, I believe added joy, peace, and contentment will be among our Thanksgiving leftovers.

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Wednesday Wisdom: Farnsworth's First Law of Life, Leadership, and Cranberry Sauce


Add Zest to Life, Whatever Your Role   

In a few weeks as we sit down to a bounteous Thanksgiving dinner, we'll be ooh-ing and aah-ing over a beautifully roasted turkey or tasty ham. There will be a special dressing on the table, creamy mashed potatoes (or maybe sweet potatoes if you're from the South) and perhaps a casserole or two. We'll be saving room for some spicy pumpkin pie, a tangy apple pie, or other traditional desserts.  

But as we feast, we mustn't overlook the lesson of the cranberry sauce.

On most Thanksgiving menus, cranberry sauce is not the star of the show. It's not the highlight of the dessert course. It's a humble bit player, barely more than an extra. But that doesn't stop it from being zesty and colorful. What would Thanksgiving dinner be without the tangy, vibrant cranberry?

Life is like that sometimes. We don't always get to be the belle of the ball. Our name isn't always up in lights. But that doesn't mean we can't make a difference and find fulfillment in so-called "lesser" roles.

The trajectory of history is often cyclical. As the wheel of life turns, sometimes we're up and sometimes we're down. So what? We can choose to give our best regardless of our supposed elevation.

When geese migrate in formation, they rotate positions frequently. They seem to understand that the flock can travel farther and faster when different birds take turns flying at the point of the V and the one who was in front falls back into the group.

"Whate'er thou art, act well thy part" was the personal creed of David O. McKay, a noted American educator and church leader in the mid-20th century. He understood that how we serve is more important than where we serve, and that, as Paul wrote to the Corinthians, the body hath need of every member.

This Thanksgiving season, let's relish the "cranberry sauce moments" of our own lives. We may not be the main dish this time, but we can make the most of even a seemingly modest role.  

Let's be thankful for those whose thoughtful service spices up our world and makes it colorful and vibrant.  

Let's appreciate those small and simple acts of kindness that add zest and sweetness to our lives. We need each one to make the feast of life complete.

Sunday, November 4, 2018

Wednesday Wisdom: Farnsworth's First Law of Life, Leadership, and Roughnecks


Everyone you meet on the road of life has something to teach you; slow down and listen.  


I'm still not sure how I survived the summer of 1974 on a "workover" or production oil rig (as distinguished from a drilling rig) in western Colorado. The work was back-breaking and conditions were dirty and dangerous. But it paid well, and I needed the money for college, so I stuck it out.  

I learned a lot from the colorful crew I worked with. Probably the most useful lesson those roughnecks taught me - a once-in-a-lifetime nugget from the most unlikely of sources - came on a blistering August day when I first experienced "pulling a wet string."

On the rig, no one had a name, only a nickname, a nom de guerre. At 22, I was the "Kid." If I had stuck around a little longer I might have earned a more substantial moniker, but everyone knew I was just summer help. I was definitely the odd man out in terms of lifestyle, being the only one who didn't smoke, drink, or chew. I'm pretty sure none of the others had ever set foot on a college campus or imagined going to law school.

"The Driller" or "Drill" was in charge of the crew. He wasn't much older than I but had been working on rigs since he was 14, and he was a crackerjack rig operator. He worked hard and he drank hard. On Monday mornings he liked to sing a ragged, raspy rendition of James Brown's "I Feel Good, Like I Knew That I Would." It was his way of convincing himself that his blood-shot eyes and hangover weren't all that bad. His goal was to move up to "tool pusher" - the guy who got to drive a company pickup from rig to rig and bark orders at crews like ours.   


"Grody" (named for his thick, dirty mustache that seemed to catch a piece of everything he ate or drank) was the other deck hand besides me. He was the old man of the crew, having been around the "oil patch" for nearly 20 years. He was quietly comfortable on the deck, but had no ambition to be in charge of the crew. He spent most of his weekly paychecks on weekend binges with his live-in girlfriend Teresa.

"Red" was the derrick hand. He had bright orange hair, ruddy complexion, and only one eye. He danced along a narrow perch 50 feet in the air, catching sections of tubing as they were winched up from the wellhead. He liked playing practical jokes like spitting Red Manchewing tobacco down on Grody and me from above. Grody would swear at him and threaten all forms of obscene bodily harm, but Red would just laugh. He knew Grody was afraid of heights and couldn't come after him up in the derrick.


Normally when we pulled the 2¼ miles of tubing (called the "string") up out of the well, the pipes were dry and empty because the pump at the bottom had been unseated and all the crude oil inside had run out into the well. On rare occasions, however, the pump would get stuck in the bottom of the string and the oil was trapped inside. That made that 2¼-mile-long string of pipe "wet": i.e., completely full of dark-green crude oil.    

"Pulling a wet string" was one of the vilest things that could happen on a workover rig like ours. As we started pulling the tubing full of oil up from the well and unscrewed the first 50-foot section at the derrick floor, several gallons of crude oil sprayed all over us and the deck. Then each time we pulled up and unscrewed another section, we were showered again.  

By the third or fourth time, our clothes were saturated and oil was dripping from our hair, off our hardhats, and onto our faces and necks. Our eyes were stinging and we wanted to wipe them but our gloves were heavy with oil too. Crude oil was already oozing inside our steel-toed boots and underwear. Everything we had on was ruined and would need to be burned at the end of the day.  

The deck and all the tools were slick and oily. Our brains were screaming to hurry up and get this over with, but the slimy conditions forced us to move slowly and carefully so no one would get hurt. It was like a slow-motion nightmare - trying desperately to flee but feeling like we were running through Jell-O.

After half a dozen nasty oil showers a terrible thought hit me: it wasn't even 9 a.m. yet, and there was still more than 2 miles of wet string to go. That meant enduring over 200 more sprays of oil until the last sections were finally pulled from the well. Without a doubt, I thought, this was going to be one of the nastiest, most wretched days of my life.

Around noon we stopped for lunch and were squatting in the shade, dripping oil and eating our sandwiches with greasy fingers. No one felt much like talking. The Driller finally broke the miserable silence.

"Pretty tough day, huh Kid?" he asked.

"The worst," I snorted. "If I had known this was going to happen, I would have quit yesterday."

Red chimed in sarcastically. "Hey, don't forget the extra fifty bucks wet string pay."

"Oh, really? We get an extra fifty bucks?" I asked.

"Yeah," Red explained. "They say it's to buy new clothes, but it's really just to keep the whole crew from twisting off." (That's oil patch lingo for walking off the job en masse.)

"Aw, this ain't nothin'," added Grody. "You should try doin' this in the middle of winter. Happened to me about three Januarys ago on a well over near Steamboat. Nothin' like frozen oil dripping off your nose all day. Kinda like oil icicles. Now THAT was a rough day."

"This is so disgusting. How can you stand doing this year after year? Why don't you get another job, do something different?" I queried.  

Driller scrunched up his face and almost rolled his eyes at me. "That's what you ain't figured out yet, Kid. It don't matter what you do or how much school you've got, every job's gonna have its share of wet string days.  

"Every now and again, even if you're some hot-shot attorney in a three-piece suit at a fancy law firm in downtown Denver, even then, s*** happens. It don't do no good to try and run from it. You just gotta learn to make the best of it."

"He's right," Grody echoed. "Every job's gonna have its share of wet string days. Take the good with the bad and deal with it."

* * *

"Wet String Days."  

Their words still ring in my ears. I can't say that I appreciated their wisdom that day, but it did stick with me.  

Over the years I've found their words to be true. Even the best of jobs, even the best of lives, have their share of "wet string days," days when the motor blows up, the wheels come off, and everything falls apart.

"Wet String Days."  

I've discovered that it helps to have a name for those kinds of situations. When something's labeled, it's easier to recognize it, talk about it, and find a place for it in the grand scheme of things.  

"Wet String Days."  

I've learned that life is not about avoiding "wet string days," because you can't. Life is about learning to handle them when they happen and not letting them sour you for the majority of days when the pump doesn't get stuck in bottom of the tubing and the pipes aren't full of oil and you don't have to burn all your clothes at the end of the shift.  

It's about finding joy in the journey. It's about learning some amazing lessons from the interesting people you meet along the way. Bless those roughnecks and the lessons they taught me 44 years ago this summer.